We here at Wildernet.com surprisingly do not condone nerdy and/or geeky behavior -- in fact, we embrace it. While living in our mother's basement, playing World of Warcraft(TM), and munching on Doritos(TM) is our idea of an excellent time, getting out there in the great outdoors is also one of our favorite pastimes as well.
But where to begin? Surely one who knows everything about how to level up their dwarf-lord knows nothing about trails and campgrounds, right?
Wrong.
Wildernet.com, a friendly and helpful community website, is a nerd's best friend (besides his trusty Dungeons and Dragons book). Simply by visiting the site, he'll be able to find the locations of individual recreational areas all across the continental United States, and maybe he'll even find a mountain in the good ol' USA that bears an eerie resemblance to that of Mount Doom from Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series (although we all know the true Mount Doom lies in New Zealand). But no matter how much information a nerd's large brain can devour, reading about recreational locations can never compare to the actual experience.
So get out there, and pretend you're an elf on an epic quest to slay the dangerous dragon that everyone's been talking about on your favorite forum. And once that's been done, you can boast about it to all your online friends, who will then swoon and faint with pure giddiness and delight.
Gain your well-deserved nerdy respect -- only at Wildernet.com.
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