All right, so the best outdoors website on the net doesn't exactly cure those terrible itches of pain, but it can help to prevent them. How so, you ask? Why, by looking through the information on Wildernet.com, you'll be able to discover the many outdoor recreational activities available to you all across the continental United States, and maybe, if you're lucky, read an informative trip report about the mosquito population from people who have first-handedly experienced a painful bite.
For example, if a campsite you wish to visit in the near future has all the peaceful tranquilities that any human being could possibly desire but has a bad infestation of mosquitoes, chances are you'll hear about it on Wildernet.com -- "reviews"of these recreational places, otherwise known as trip reports, will be able to forewarn you about the mosquitoes, thus preventing the bites in the first place.
Of course, you could be the one to forewarn other people about the mosquito population in a certain recreational area (and also become a hero in your own right), but then again, those nasty blood-suckers would probably have gotten to you already.
Do what's right. Be a hero. Help save other people from those terrible itches of pain.
Only at Wildernet.com.
1 comment:
Gee whiz! Who would have known that such an amazing resource was right here, on the internet, for someone like me, the common working man, to use? Now I can know which campgrounds dont have mosquitos AHEAD OF TIME!!!
Brilliant!!!!
Thanks Wildernet.com, for everything!
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