But Wildernet.com does. By searching the website for easily accessible information regarding outdoor recreational opportunities, you'll be able to slowly build those tiny muscles in your index finger (and, if you're kind of unusual, building your middle finger instead, though lord knows who uses that finger to click on links). Once you've got your recreational info stored in that large brain of yours and have got a hiking trail in mind, you'll be able to get out there in the wilderness and walk to your heart's content. Can't you feel those muscles becoming larger and larger? And you didn't even have to consume any of that nasty spinach!
Just don't overdo it too much, or you'll have Volkswagen Buses for legs...
And that, as they say, is a lame blog post. Why don't you click on over to Wildernet.com to help redeem this author's dignity, and kill two birds with one stone by additionally building those all-important finger muscles? You'll thank me later when you have to tie your shoes or press the buttons on your car's CD-player or something.
Only at Wildernet.com.
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